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- Bom Chicka Wah Wah: A Guide To Sleep, Sex, And Roof Damage by Essential Bastard on Jun 23, 2009
I sleep like a rock. Through thunderstorms, meteor showers, and airplane collisions, I sleep. When burglars pistol-whip overnight guests and nuclear reactors explode into dust, regular appointments with the Sandman remain unbroken. After all, what ki...
- Confessions of An Amateur Oenophile by Essential Bastard on Mar 30, 2009
The chrome drip-collar for my wine bottle resembles a cock ring. A nice one, shiny and buffed like the buttons on your First Communion blazer or Donald Duck’s sailor suit. In fact, if you saw this thing laying in my underwear pile, tossed off for r...
- The Return of Licehead by Essential Bastard on Mar 18, 2009
What is it about advertising one’s status on Facebook that elicits the most hackneyed minutiae, drooling from the minds of dunderheads and intelligentsia alike? Somehow the empowering web – once robust tool of educators and military men – has m...
