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- Down For the Sperm Count (part three) by Vonnegut's Asshole on Jan 26, 2009
(To read the first two parts, start here and then go here.) I glanced down at my watch again. I was just eight minutes and sixteen seconds away from being officially late. If the stern warnings I'd been given by many nurses were to be believed, my s
- Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt (part 3) by Vonnegut's Asshole on Nov 17, 2008
(To read the first two parts, start here and then go here.) Reading a bunch of love letters to your late grandfather, particularly when your grandmother wasn't the one writing them, can bring up all sorts of troubling and soul-searching questions. W
- Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt (part 2) by Vonnegut's Asshole on Nov 10, 2008
(To read part one, go here.) Falling asleep in my grandmother's house wasn't as easy as I'd hoped. I was in a back bedroom, which was also being used as a makeshift office and storage for cleaning products and half-empty cans of paint. Eve
- Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt by Vonnegut's Asshole on Nov 3, 2008
I picked up my mother at the Orlando airport, and during the hour-long drive down to Melbourne, she went through a laundry list of warnings about Bob, her younger brother and my uncle. "Whatever you do, don't sit in his chair," she
- Two Penis Stories by Vonnegut's Asshole on Oct 27, 2008
I. I've owned a penis my entire life, but it wasn't until I walked into an adult sex shop and perused the dildo section that I realized just how inadequate my genitals actually are. "Is this what women expect of us?" I wonde
- For Tightwads Who Have Considered Filet Mignon When Burger Chef Is Enuf by Vonnegut's Asshole on Oct 6, 2008
You can learn everything you'd ever want or need to know about a family — either your own or somebody else's — just by listening to what they talk about over dinner. Do they discuss literature, the economy, celebrity gossip, how the government is...
- What We Talk About When We're Trying Not To Talk About Death by Vonnegut's Asshole on May 9, 2008
(summer, 2004) The woods of northern Michigan can be unseasonably cold in July. Even when the temperature reaches 80 degrees, the moment you venture into the dark, Tolkien-esque forest, it might as well be mid-February. It's damp and unpleasant and.
