Self Help Center
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What was once the blog that got me fired. Now try and figure it out. I intend to Track the eventual overthrow of mankind by robots. Conspiracy theories. E Or maybe this is just my real life, only fictionalized.
Latest Blog Posts
- Lucid Dreaming and Cell phones. on Nov 17, 2009
It all started when my roommate decided he did not need to wake up in time to answer the door bell.Waiting outside in the blustery, wet cold of the morning was a newly trained FEDEX delivery person. She was ignoring the posted warning sign that...
- No Strike. A new cell phone. Dizzy. Shades of yellow and purple. on Nov 16, 2009
No strike.All the dirty tricks have been left behind us. The company hired fake employees to sit around and picket the union. The media only interviewed the doppelgangers, never any real employees.It's bad enough we live in a right-to-wor...
- I am gonna strike on you, baby, gonna strike on you on Nov 12, 2009
The following conversation is not verbatim:I was standing in the entrance to the break room talking to Harold and making mushy faces to hide the fact that I had to take a shit.Harold and I were old friends from high school.I say we are old friends, b...
- Fear and Loathing in Tempe Part 2 on Nov 8, 2009
“Are you waiting for your free personality test too?” The girl seated next to me asked.“You bet I am!” I chirped.After acknowledging my existence in such a vocal manner, I began to pay more attention to her. She was good looking,...
- Fear and Loathing in Tempe on Nov 7, 2009
The TV news was playing on a flat screen television that had been mounted on the wall. It was telling me about a military guy who went ape shit. The news described how the man killed a dozen or two of his fellow soldiers in great de...
- I hate to disappoint the pedophiles on Nov 4, 2009
Dear New Reader, I like you.I like how you are constantly re-evaluating your life. You are not the kind of person who is satisfied simply living the dream of mom jeans and honey buns for breakfast. Otherwise you would not visit...
- This is not a review of Zombie Land USA on Nov 2, 2009
I had an ex wife.And I have no idea if we were ever in love.Here is the part where I dazzle you with some pop culture reference that appears to sum up my marriage in a pithy epigram. Let's say that I compared our love to that of Penny & Leo...
