Mommy With a Penis
Blog URL http://www.mommywithapenis.blogspot.com
Located Los Angeles, California USA
The humorous musings of a gay man who is the mommy of two small whipper snappers, and wife of an ex-drag queen. What the @#%$&!! Mommy needs a cocktail!
Latest Blog Posts
- Tom Cruise is a Raging...Scientologist: Addendum on Nov 19, 2009 in Top Gun Tom Cruise Gay Top Gun Quentin Tarantino
After I wrote the previous post, Tom Cruise is a Raging...Scientologist, a friend of mine found this very pertinent footage and I had to share. For all of you Top Gun fans out there, don't blame me for this clip. Quentin Tarantino started it.
- Happy Birthday Mommy on Nov 19, 2009 in Mommy With a Penis Tom Cruise birthday Carrie Prejean
One hundred sounds really old, doesn't it? Come to think, I don't think I've ever met anyone who was one hundred. But this isn't about anyone, and we're certainly not celebrating anything that has achieved one hundred status. I've not made a replica...
- Tom Cruise is a Raging...Scientologist on Nov 11, 2009 in RuPaul Beverly Hills Playhouse Sandra Bullock Kelly Preston Dianetics Scientology Meg Ryan South Park L. Ron Hubbard Tom Cruise. plastic surgery John Travolta Joan Rivers Kirstie Alley
Tuesday, I was killing time on Hollywood Blvd. while Sebastian was at speech therapy. And scattered amongst tranny wig supplies and bong accessory stores were numerous buildings all labeled with the same name. And in the middle of a Pinkberry-induced...
- The Double-Wattled Cassowary in the Room on Nov 6, 2009 in I love you Michael
My husband is leaving me...well, us. He's leaving us. On Sunday, he's getting on a jet plane to San Jose. (No, he does not know the way, Burt Bacharach, but thankfully the pilot does.) And for the next two months he'll be living in Palo Alto. It's wo...
- Paper Roses and Banana Cream Pie on Nov 1, 2009 in Marie Osmond Paper Roses Obama Anita Bryant Hate Crimes Prevention Act Carrie Prejean
Yesterday afternoon, I was listening to KGIL, LA's self-proclaimed, retro AM radio station. You know, Harry Belafonte, Herb Alpert, Lena Horne. And to announce an upcoming song, the DJ said, "Sit back and enjoy Paper Roses by Anita Baker." What?
- Halloween: A Postmortem on Nov 1, 2009 in Halloween candy Halloween organic lollipops Michael Jackson Herman Munster Barbra Streisand Carol Channing
A mom at my daughter's pre school was enthusiastically passing out lollipops for Halloween. She pulled me close and gushed, "These lollipops had to be special ordered. They're organic and sweetened with beet juice!"Another mom who was eavesdropping l...
- NRA = No Real Answer on Oct 25, 2009 in Newt Gingrich Rush Limbaugh gun control NRA Oprah Hillary Clinton Wayne LaPierre Howie Mandel
The NRA's been calling me. I'm not sure how I got on their list. Aside from squirt, I've never owned a gun, and for the most part am vehemently against gun ownership. Mostly because hot headed gun enthusiasts scare the crap out of me. And if I have t...
