Mattress Police
Blog URL http://www.mattresspolice.com
Located Ripon, California USA
Tags humor, satire, funny, snark, movies, politics, conservatism, writing, language
Humorous blog with social commentary and snark.
Latest Blog Posts
- Announcing the Great Mercury Falls Twitter Giveaway! on Nov 20, 2009 in Full of myself Mercury Falls
Today at 2pm PST I'll be announcing details of a contest wherein I will be giving away 5 signed copies of Mercury Falls. The only catch is that you have to be following me on Twitter to play.Follow me now!This giveaway is courtesy of my generous new...
- Mercury Falls is #16 in humor books for Kindle! on Nov 18, 2009
A day after lowering the price for the Kindle version to $1.99, Mercury Falls is now at #16 in the Humor category for Kindle ebooks! Check it out: Look, I know I should be all cool-author-guy and stuff, but HOW SWEET IS THAT? I know you're probably...
- Angels and Monkeys: My Conversation with Mark Rayner on Nov 17, 2009 in Mercury Falls Shout-outs
As the MF'ing Blog Tour nears its end, I decided to do something a bit different today. What follows is a conversation I recently had with the author of the new novel Marvellous Hairy, Mark Rayner. As Mercury Falls and Marvellous Hairy are both...
- MF'ing Blog Tour Update on Nov 16, 2009 in Mercury Falls Shout-outs
I'm over at Avitable's place today. Caution: The tagline of Avitable's blog is "tact is for pussies," which may give you an idea of the sort of content you'll find over there.Meet me back here tomorrow for the first part of a conversation with Mark R...
- My Appearance on "Good Day Sacramento" on Nov 15, 2009
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- MF'ing Blog Tour Update on Nov 13, 2009
Slight change of plans: today I'm over at Bee's. Sorry for the late notice; I spent most of the day in traffic court.I'll be over at The Skwib next week. Not sure of the exact date yet. I'll also be making stops at Avitable's place and Hubpages. I'll...
- The MF'ing Blog Tour rolls on! on Nov 11, 2009
Today I'm over at The Web Pen Blog. (Adult content warning: This post contains some speculation regarding the size of Alan Rickman's genitalia.) Tomorrow (Thursday), I'll be over at Predator Press putting up with Lobo. On Friday, I'll be...
