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  • giving thanks on Nov 26, 2009

    I know a lot of people are taking to Twitter, Facebook and various other social networking places to publicly announce the crap for which they are thankful today - Personally, I think it's kind of lame to be expected to take one day out the year to b...

  • on Nov 25, 2009

    My kid may think he's the pinnacle of cool, but sometimes I'm reminded that he's still kind of a dork.We're watching tv and there's some commercial for some socially conscious Anderson Cooper show and he says, with a look of disbelief"That's Anderson...

  • on Nov 25, 2009

    Don't tell anyone but I'm harboring a serious girl crush on Lady Gaga.I mean, this summer, she was all kinds of overexposed and freaky to the infinite power, I rolled my eyes every time she came on the radio, but I started listening to her recently a...

  • Left the house for the first time in 3 days on Nov 24, 2009

    relieved to report that, other than a few more Christmas holiday decorations festooning* the streets and stores of my fair city, not much has changed.That is all.*is that even a word? Festooning? It sounds like something pirates do - "Arrr, avast ye...

  • on Nov 22, 2009

    Do you ever have that weekend where you feel like you've been hit by a truck, sleep about 20 hours a day, can't seem to pry yourself off of the couch and can't decide if you've got the flu or if you maybe need to talk to someone about revisiting your...

  • WINNER WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER!!!! Tell the boy what he's won! on Nov 20, 2009

    Yes, the correct response to a pitiful text message from me stating"having a bad week, tell me how much you adore me"*IS"More than words. Anything I can do?"***shut up, I've known the d00d more than half my life (wow that makes me sound old), he's on...

  • This week sucks. on Nov 18, 2009

    You would think, having to put my cat to sleep first thing on Monday, there's nowhere for the week to go but up, right?not. even. close.What's next, universe? An asteroid attack? Ebola? A swarm of killer bees? Finding out I'm related to Sarah Palin?F...