Mindlessly Flippant
Blog URL http://immindlesslyflippant.blogspot.com/
Tags humor, funny, off-beat humor, laugh, crude humor
This blog is better understood with underpants on your head because without the proper tools your brain wont fire the right information in a correct manner
Latest Blog Posts
- Up and About After a Pout on Aug 12, 2009
Around this time of year I usually go around climbing into the top of fast-food restaurant’s soda fountain machines as discretely as possible and contaminate everyone’s ice at the cost of my own comfort (which is priceless). But this summer I liv...
- One Life to Live on Aug 10, 2009
When I was younger and someone told me how hard of a life they lived I’d tell them that was nothing and proceeded with explaining why my life was harder. If kids at school picked on them so did the kids at my school, but also at my parent’s churc...
- For Love of the Story on Aug 8, 2009
I love stories so much I make out with them. Metaphorically I do. If it was possible I would physically. Rubber lips on the book wouldn’t cut it, though they would be almost as tempting as my first playboy and the foldout of Miss May, but that is c...
- Succumbed to the Power of Laze on Aug 4, 2009
I have two weeks off until school starts and I’m too broke to take a vacation or even go out and do stuff. I haven’t had any responsibilities or deadlines for the past week and my concept of time has strayed because of it. I thought yesterday was...
- Succeeding at Success on Jul 27, 2009
If I want to have a successful life I need to succeed at something. Can I be successful at doing nothing successful? If so I’ve already succeeded. I really want to write about how I have these mischievous adventures about stealing menstrual pads an...
- The Social Interaction of the Unnamed Beings on Jul 21, 2009
Day One:I have failed to reach the exact location of the species sought to be studied. I believe I am within a hundred miles east of where I want to be. I do not have the funds to travel any further. I have made contact with a similar group of beings...
- We on Jul 18, 2009
A second ago my computer screen was blank. Now I’ve thought of something to write. Now you have something to read. And something more to read. And something else to fill my screen with. It’s kind of like this blank screen is inside a drawing in a...
