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  • CATS: FOR CAT OWNERS ONLY.... on Nov 26, 2009

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  • STIMLUS MONEY: DON'T BUG ME!!!! on Nov 26, 2009

    The pine beetle "plague'' on our pine forests gets some (token) stimulus $$ to attack the problem.If you don't have a pine beetle problem in your forest areas, just think if your area had over 3 million acres of destroyed trees!That's a lot of toot...

  • ANN COULTER: "HERE'S HASAN!" on Nov 26, 2009

    DEAR ANN, tell us more............._________________MSNBC Exclusive: Fort Hood Never Happened!by Ann Coulter11/25/2009It's been weeks since eyewitnesses reported that Maj. Nidal Hasan shouted "Allahu akbar" before spraying Fort Hood with gunfire, ki...

  • OBAMA: WHO'S THE TURKEY? on Nov 26, 2009

    Can this turkey be saved or our we stuck with his 'gobbley-gook'?I guess this proverbial presidential 'save the bird' has got to be in Obama's top 5 accomplishments thus far.......Oldcatman_______________Obama's first pardon: A turkey called 'Courage...

  • WHITE HOUSE: PIG OUT PARTY!! on Nov 25, 2009

    Oooops........Wrong photo!Wrong Indians!Anyway, I guess the White Housedinner party was a blast!Oldcatman wasn't invited._______________Obama's first state dinner blends pageantry with politics!!Washington (CNN) -- President Obama toasted a growing U...

  • ARABS: WRING THEIR ASSES DRY! on Nov 25, 2009

    WATER FOR SALE!$1000.00 A BARREL!All interested ARABS contact theU.S. DEPARTMENT OF WATER!GOTCHA!Oldcatman________________Climate change to hit water-scarce Arab world hard!!!!CAIRO (Reuters) - Climate change is likely to hit the water-starved Arab...

  • ITALIAN: MANGIARE! on Nov 24, 2009

    The Italian government makes an offer that everybody will refuse!Oldcatman_______________Italians find proposed lunch ban hard to digest!!!!(Government official says breaks are ‘bad for output and ... harmony’...) ROME - Food-loving Italy respond...