No, You Can't Buy Me a Drink

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No, you can't buy me a drink, I'm not thirsty for a loser. Names have been changed, but my stories are real. Join me in my journey into the ridiculously fabulous and fabulously ridiculous.

Latest Blog Posts

  • Vote for me! (Please) on Oct 15, 2009

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  • They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said 'no, no, no' on Jul 28, 2009

    Hi. My name is Josie. And I am a douchebag addict. I have teetered on the edge of serial single and serial dating for years now. Thus, my blog.  However, this year both sides of the fence have culminated into a gigantic, festering vat of emotion...

  • Fourth of July Blowout! on Jun 27, 2009

    Between now and July 4th -- leave a comment anywhere on my blog and your name will be entered to win this prize pack below! Goodies include -- martini glasses, party in a box, Josie promos...and more! Good Luck!

  • It could be worse...check out these guys... on Jun 24, 2009

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  • Sex, drugs and nakedness. Did I mention I was with my parents? on Jun 23, 2009

    Not living far from New York City, last week for my birthday, my parents announced they would treat me to day of shopping, a matinee and dinner with close friends in the Big Apple. Being avid travelers, my parents always amaze me with their savvy and...

  • Prize Pack Winner on Jun 19, 2009

    Hey y'all -- My apologies for not posting the winner of theMAY PRIZE PACK...and the winner is....KAZThe PRIZE PACK will resume again in July -- so check back often -- and COMMENT!

  • 10 Things on Jun 17, 2009

    I have been tagged by one of the hippest bloggers around, Date Girl, from The Date Girl Diaries (http://dategirldiaries.com) to list 10 Things About Myself, so here we go… 1. 2009, for me, is The Year of Facing Fears – and, they are as follo...