Wiping Up Snot
The ups, downs, ins and outs of parenting and life in general.
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- Bullets of Randmoness. Or Death. You Choose. on Nov 20, 2009 in Random Thoughts
Last night I was sleeping, when I suddenly woke myself up by answering the question “Have you ever played checkers?” I don’t know who it was that asked the question, just some random voice in my mind, but I answered aloud, “On...
- I’m Sure Cleatus Won’t Mind Getting A Second Job. on Nov 13, 2009 in Crazy Kids Life As I Know It
I’m a big fan of shopping. It’s fun, you get to bring home shiny things, you get exercise from all the walking around and toting heavy bags (heh), and it makes me happy. I’m a shopper. Once, twice, sometimes even three times a year...
- I Plan To Retaliate By Blogging About Him On The Internet. That’ll Learn Him. on Nov 3, 2009 in Life As I Know It
I know you’re all dying to hear what happened with The Neighbor and His Hose (which could totally be the title of a porn movie, right?) and so I will tell you. I sat here and I read each comment that came through about my neighbor and how I sho...
- How Did My Life Come To This? I Mean, REALLY. on Oct 26, 2009 in Life As I Know It
Seriously, y’all. My life has just gone DOWN HILL. I never expected to be THIS person. This crazy, psychotic, obsessive person. But I am. And it’s all my neighbor’s fault. Some of you may remember way back in May when I bitched abou...
- The One Where I Get All Serious And Stuff. on Oct 2, 2009 in Uncategorized
I’m sure this will come as a huge shock to all of you out there, but this little blog of mine is sort of, well, not the most important thing in my life at the moment. I have tried, OH MY GOD I HAVE TRIED, to keep up with it, to post daily, to p...
- Yet Another Reason I Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Drive on Sep 21, 2009 in Uncategorized
My first job after having Eeyore was at a collection agency. I had stayed home from work for nearly two years when we realized that no, we can’t actually afford this, are you fucking kidding me? So, I got a job. It actually paid pretty decently...
- This Post Has The Word Asshole 9 Times And I’m Not Even Talking About Cleatus! on Sep 14, 2009 in Uncategorized
So, what’d you do this morning? How lovely. Me? Oh, you know, the usual. Questioned suspects, wore a bullet proof vest, and staked out the preschool. Completely normal day for your average stay at home mom. Yeah. So. Today. Let’s back up,...
