Stories from Linkyshire
Wry and surprising observations about Linkyshire.
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- LPD Cardboard Governance on Nov 23, 2009 in Linkyshire LPD
The LPD just bought a bunch of cardboard cruisers.They look just like the real thing except,they’re made of cardboard and they’re GPS guided.They glide around Linkyshire, this way and that,bringing their presence to all,particularly the main road...
- Surprise in the Mail Room on Nov 20, 2009 in Badal
The mail truck was outside so I went downstairs to get my mail.Badal was delivering it.I greeted him, What a wonderful surprise to see you.I’m a temp at the mail shop, he said.Post office.Of course, he said, How are you?Doing well.This job is like...
- Postcard from Hokkaido on Nov 17, 2009 in Paul and Ruth
Hokkaido is the northern island of Japan.You can probably guess who it is from.Ruth.She split up with Paul. I was sorry to hear that but thenit wasn’t a split-up exactly.Paul joined a monastery.She didn’t say where.John was all ears.He’s been t...
- Arbo & His Old Dog on Nov 14, 2009 in Arbo dogs
Arbo is a gifted kid. He posted this odd piece in the lobby before his mother took it down.I hate my dog.He disturbs me.I don't like to be disturbed.He really bothers me. I'm incringed by him.Anyway, I was playing my favorite Video game, Hooligan’s...
- Fall Is Really Here on Nov 11, 2009 in Fall fly coffee shop
I know Fall is here because there are no flies in the coffee shop.I am so happy about that that I had to tell you.If I were a coffee shop owner I wouldn’t let any flies into my shop.Maybe someday I will buy a coffee shop.It would be like my living...
- Stop Sign on Nov 9, 2009 in Mrs. Magellan
Mrs. Magellan stops at the same sign every day.It is by the main road just outside our building.There is nothing special about the sign or its position,but she started hating it a couple of weeks ago.It occurred to her that if she ran it over she wou...
- Coffee Shop People on Nov 8, 2009 in Linkyshire coffee shop
There’s a guy at the other end of the long dark table.He has a quizzical expression,,, he’s studying something and has got papers strewn about.Behind the counter there are lot’s of little clinks, clanks and spoots.They’ve got the holiday cups...
