Absurdly Awesome
Blog URL http://www.absurdlyawesome.com
Located Fort Dodge, Iowa USA
An edgy personal humor blog filled with real awkwardness and fake hate.
Latest Blog Posts
- Zombie Obsession on Nov 19, 2009 in General Posts zombie
For the last few months I’ve gone through a major transformation in my life. If you told me years ago that I would be huge into zombies I probably would have belly laughed for hours while murdering you. Not that I was ever against the entire zo...
- Productivity Problems on Nov 11, 2009 in General Posts procrastination productivity
I may be awesome at pretty much everything, but even someone with my caliber of awesomeness has problems sometimes. The biggest enemy I face on a regular basis is the insane amount of procrastination contained within or around my person. This lazines...
- Ask Josh – Treating Depression on Nov 2, 2009 in Ask Josh Advice Column daylight savings time depression
Hey guys, what’s up? Just wanted to let you all know that I’m extremely depressed right now. Why am I depressed? Well, we just went through daylight savings time and not one person reminded me to switch my clocks back an hour. I really do...
- Celeb Bashing – Shauna Sand Sex Tape on Oct 29, 2009 in Celeb Bashing howard the duck kardashian sex tape shauna sand
I’m not one for creating holiday specific posts, but this one time I’m going to make an exception. Since it’s close to Halloween time I figured I would post something that should scare the hell out of you. Shauna Sand is the next &#...
- Bad Reputation on Oct 27, 2009 in General Posts
When I was a kid I got forced into some situations where I couldn’t help but come out as the bad guy. I was a shy, nervous little kid, so I guess I was an easy target for the truly bad kids to shove all the blame onto. There are a few particula...
- Porn Comments on Oct 19, 2009 in General Posts complete creep idiot porn comments
Every once in a while I like to watch these little video clips on the internet that some people like to call “porn”. Now, I’m not watching these videos for any sexual pleasure, as a matter of fact, I find them disgusting. However, I...
- Overall Ridiculousness on Oct 15, 2009 in General Posts Idiot Whore Las Vegas Room Service Souvenir
With this being only my second trip to Las Vegas, I was again taken aback by the sheer volume of creeps and idiots. The tourist population has to break down to somewhere around 50% creeps and idiots, 45% wanna-be hotshot douche bags and about 5% of u...
