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Life, from a comic perspective. Original articles, humor and funny stories (near-)daily from an aspiring Boston standup comedian.

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  • Angling for Apartments on Jun 14, 2009 in The Happy Homeowner

    (Up first, updates from the Bugs & Cranks side of life: (Two-)Grand Finale: "Cox is listed 4th all-time with 2355 wins right now, but that could change day-to-day, based on the Canuck economy, Cito Gaston’s stock price, and the state of the be...

  • Weekend Werind: Melts in Your Mouth, Not in Your Browser? on Jun 7, 2009 in Blasts from My Past

    (First up, a bit of news from the B&C front: First Date with Nate: A Day Late, Not Great: "So much for making a ‘big splash’ in your debut performance. This display of ‘hitting’ looked more like a post-nasal drip." Now let's move forwar...

  • The Cross-Wired Crackpot on Jun 5, 2009 in A Doofus Is Me

    (Lots of baseball buzz going on lately over at Bugs & Cranks. To wit: Dancing with the (Dirty Bird) Devil: "There’s no hurler this side of C.C. Sabathia in a padded suit of armor that’s going to stand in there with Vick chugging up the first...

  • Not So Sincerely Yours on Jun 2, 2009 in

    I've noticed something odd around the office lately. Maybe it always happens, and I've just begun to notice. Or maybe it's a new strategy for influencing peoples' behavior, or covering one's ass via email. And maybe it's high time I actually told you...

  • My Cup Runneth Empty on May 30, 2009 in Just Life

    I mentioned earlier that I recently saw my doctor, and was bamboozled into submitting to a full physical exam. Well, maybe not 'bamboozled', exactly. It was for my own good, I'm sure. And there was neither bamboo nor booze involved, so far as I know...

  • I'm Just Here to See the Heel-er on May 28, 2009 in Awkward Conversations

    (The Bugs & Cranks train rolls on. In the station this time: Wednesday Walk Watch: Week seWen: "This week’s Walk Watch has more ‘free swingers’ than a hippie love-in at Hef’s bath house." Now, back to the nonsense.) A couple of weeks a...

  • Weekend Werind: (Real E)State of the Union on May 25, 2009 in Blasts from My Past

    I may have mentioned (ad nauseum) that my wife and I are in the process of selling our house. We've never sold a house before, having popped our proverbial real estate cherry on our current abode. (No. Don't try and picture that. You're only going...