Mama Still Wears Gucci!

Soilant Awesome on Nov 8, 2009Fade in.The year? 2009.Planet? Earth.Location? The kids' bathroom.The question on everyone's mind? What is Soilant Awesome?AH! Soilant Awesome is MOM AND JOSHUA!Fade out.

Fragalicious on Nov 6, 2009I've been sitting here for awhile trying to whip up something really clever to introduce what you must realize is another edition of Friday Fragments hosted by Mrs. 4444 at Half Past Kissin Time. Here's what I have so far.Clever Intro Number One - T...

The Bah-est of Humbug on Nov 3, 2009When preventable tragedies happen people always wonder why. When an otherwise normal seeming person dresses himself all up in camouflage, finds himself some high ground, and fires an automatic weapon randomly into a crowd of bystanders people always...

Everybody Knows It. on Nov 2, 2009It's like I can't tell which is which. Since I have little of import to say, I thought I'd just remind everyone that Jon Gosselin is, in fact, a douche bag.That is all.

Ode to Tracey, or, Pick Me! Pick Me! on Oct 31, 2009This is the best giveaway ever. Srsly. It's so awesome that I hesitate to tell you about it because I want as little competition as possible. I want. To win.Tracey at Just Another Mommy Blog has been one of my favorites for a long time. Her writi...

Uh Oh. on Oct 30, 2009I'm late. Depending on how you look at it, those are the two scariest or the two happiest words in the English language. I'm late. For some that sentence is cause for joy, for some it is cause for panic. I'm late. I'm panicked. What does it mean...

Wait a Minute. Republicans Can't Do Yoga. on Oct 29, 2009Joshua always compares everything to a banana, which he pronounces "gabana". For example, he'll look at an object, we'll say a sock for the sake of this example, and say, "Wait a minute! That's not a gabana, that's a sock!" He does this with prett...