Pearl, Why You Little...
Blog URL http://pearl-whyyoulittle.blogspot.com/
Located Minneapolis, Minnesota USA
Tags humor, comedy, social commentary, work, bus, cat, drinking
What once ensured that I sat next to the teacher is now posted daily.
Latest Blog Posts
- It SOUNDS Dirty and It's Not! on Nov 20, 2009 in My Weird Friends Winter Northeast Minneapolis
You should hear me sing.And if you ever buy me that beer you’ve been taunting me with, you just might.I have what is referred to as a “smoky” voice, the product, I suspect, of chronic and untreated (read: uninsured) bouts with both asthma and b...
- I'd Like to Write You A Check for Your Unused Sleep on Nov 19, 2009 in None For Me Sir Things Is Hard All Over Work iPod
The end of another 80% work week and I’m here to tell ya that starting next week, I am back to 100%. So on the one hand, YAY! I’m working full-time again! And on the other hand, BOO! I’m working full-time again!And once again, in keeping wit...
- Screaming! Screaming for Bus Passes! Or, Hey! Didn’t That Guy Used to Sing With… on Nov 18, 2009 in Things Is Hard All Over Metropolitan Transit Commission I Make Stuff Up
As has previously been reported, I used to be something of a metal head; and so you can (mostly) believe me when I tell you that no one was more surprised than I when Rob Halford got on the bus this morning.What do you mean, who’s Rob Halford? Jus...
- She Was Away From Her Desk for A Couple of Tunes... on Nov 17, 2009 in Work
I’ve been working in an office setting for almost 30 years.I’ll give you a moment to absorb that, time to perhaps make arrangements to send me flowers or gift cards toward adult beverages. Thirty years of hourly wages, of benefit packages, of lo...
- Whatcha Eatin'? on Nov 16, 2009 in Food My Weird Family
Pearl, who is sick today and will refer to herself in the third person in an attempt to distance herself from the action, is, for the second time in 512 straight posts, "re-posting". She's not proud of this and begs your indulgence.This is from Apri...
- Tiny Little Bits Glued Together to Form the Semblance of a Whole on Nov 15, 2009 in House Proud My Difficult Childhood
As is common with me, a couple of things happen in a row and I'm off with my head in my hands, looking for patterns.Two things of note today: Jon replaced the faucet fixture in the kitchen sink, and I washed my hair.I'll pause for a moment, here, t...
- It's About Time She Kicked In on Nov 14, 2009 in Things Is Hard All Over Cats Work The Cat Has A Secret Life
It's a tough economy out there, and nobody knows this more than Liza Bean Bitey (of the Minneapolis Biteys).You've been introduced, yes?Liza Bean Bitey (of the Minneapolis Biteys) is a small, symmetrically-striped puss, a cat I often find reaching a...
