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A humor based blog composed of 19 contributors sharing their experiences as 18-20 year olds with nothing to do.

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  • Satire + Learning on Nov 2, 2009

    Today is a post about satire.In my hearing, satire was discussed, because, that was essentially the defense I had throughout the process.The board members, the complainants, and others involved had a few differing opinions as to what satire was. I wa...

  • The Best Post Ever! on Jul 3, 2009 in Posts By Snails

    I've become a little fed up with advertising lately, mostly because I live in an apartment on the corner of my building and have an extra window that has an absolutely stunning view of the Cruzan Rum billboard across the street. My other window over...

  • A Lunds Update on Jun 26, 2009 in Samrivkin Rancor

    I work at Lunds every damn day. If I have a day off, then I take someone else's shift. And then I don't have a day off.Everyone at Lunds is great. I haven't posted in so long that I have a million stories.I yelled at some Russian woman yesterday who...

  • Look what I made! on Jun 1, 2009

    To keep our minds off the strange controversy that Hans has been going through, let's look at what I have been working on for the past few weeks (because I am vain)! I am trying to be an RA (Resident Assistant) at my university, but I am currently on...

  • Satire on May 28, 2009

    Here, as promised, is my last post to Hans blog. As ridiculously archaic as it may seem, while attempting to research what satire is I found myself in front of the Oxford English Dictionary. After disturbing the layers of dust that had settled on...

  • Hamline Spotlight: Richie on May 19, 2009 in Richie Tommy Hamline Spotlight

    We return to spotlighting Hamlonians with Richie, everyone's favorite Richie.The thing about Richie is that he never speaks, he stands in corners, and otherwise doesn't intrude upon anything. When spoken to, he responds with nervous stutters and paus...

  • New Segment: Tommy's Black Moments on May 19, 2009 in Tommy

    Siri: I've never stolen anything.Tommy: Shit, you've never stolen any bubble gum from Cub foods?