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Things you should never say to a pregnant woman.

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  • Letter to Nintendo on Mar 11, 2009

    Dear makers of Nintendo Wii Fit,First let me begin by telling you how much I truly love your product. My husband and I have just recently purchased our copy of Wii Fit and have already logged countless hours “working out” with our Mii characters.

  • #7 Asking when the baby is due after she’s already given birth on Feb 26, 2009

  • #6 "Are you eating AGAIN?!" on Feb 25, 2009

    I have found that the majority of people who use this phrase are men. There is the occasional woman who will trip over it on her way to the horror story but mainly this one comes from the male populace. No surprise really, it’s ok for a man to ask...

  • #5 Horror Stories on Feb 24, 2009

    The labor horror stories are something usually saved for the first timer. Friends and neighbors will come from miles around to share their labor and delivery stories. The truth of the matter is that most women, deliver their children without any kind...

  • #4 "May I touch your belly?" on Feb 20, 2009

    No. No you may not.I have not been asked this question a lot. I think it’s because the sarcasm leaves a scent on my body that wards off any overly touchy people. But I know that it happens and I know that perfect strangers think it’s appropriate...

  • #3 "Maybe you should cut back on the junk food, you're gaining a lot of weight." on Feb 19, 2009

    That’s right… it happens… people say this.I’m sure you’ve met the well intentioned woman who had 46 children and knows all of the ways that are best to grow your child. Granted, she probably does know a lot about it, never knock experience.

  • #2 "You're Huge!" on Feb 18, 2009

    Every woman hopes that when she becomes pregnant she will be the most beautiful pregnant woman that ever lived. There is a feeling of romance that comes with your pregnancy (before the puking starts) where you imagine your little basketball sized bel...