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- Thanksgiving 2009 on Nov 25, 2009
Thanksgiving is here again, once a year, it opens the door to the holiday season. A season of giving and pleasant conversation, of endless fighting about planning where and when do we need to be here and there. As I have aged, Thanksgiving has taken...
- Tips For Gay Marriage on Nov 24, 2009
In a gay marriage, each person needs to do their fair share of chores.In a gay marriage, it is important to hang up the towel after a shower.In legal gay unions, it is important to communicate with each other clearly.Try and reach the 50% failure rat...
- Just 3 Questions on Nov 23, 2009
In the J3Q hot seat is: Tim Burton (b.1958)1. Do you ever watch professional basketball?2. How many friends did you have as a child?3. What is your opinion of the Warren Commission?
- Tips For An Oil Change on Nov 20, 2009
Buy a book/video on how to change oil.Take the car to a mechanic.If going it alone, have the proper tools, e.g., a wrench, a rubber mallet, an Army cot and a brown bagged lunch.If the check engine light is activated, it may mean it is time to change...
- Tips For facebook on Nov 19, 2009
facebook is a great way to get in touch with people you didn't like in high school.If tiring of a facebook friend, find the "remove as friend" line on their page. Click it. If they find out, say it was a mistake.When writing a status for facebook, ke...
- Tips For Getting Someone's Attention on Nov 18, 2009
Pretend to be deep in thought while the person passes.Simply say, "Hey, what's going on." or a modern variation would be, "Hello, how is it hanging?"In a bar setting, pretend to read a book and when the person passes, say, "Oh, I didn't see you stand...
- Tips For Using The Word "Yikes" on Nov 17, 2009
(Yikes: Expressing fear; Expressing empathy with unpleasant or undesirable circumstances)"Yikes" can be used while listening to a Leonard Nimoy record.Scream "Yikes!!" while watching a friend fall from a tree.TFTD Note: Using the word "Yikes" too oft...
