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  • What Geeks Dream Of… on Nov 25, 2009 in Wordless Wednesday

    Courtesy of the Hawtness (click pic for bigger version): This post, from Patrick Says, is licensed under Creative Commons.What Geeks Dream Of… Email this to a friend?Tweet This!Share this on FacebookStumble upon something good? Share it on Stu...

  • I Got You Covered… on Nov 24, 2009 in Randomness

    Thanksgiving is just around the corner. It’s a time to hang with family or maybe relatives are coming from out-of-town even. You know you’re going to need a joke of some kind for that oh-so-special moment. Well, I got you covered. We̵...

  • Vodcast Ideas… on Nov 23, 2009 in Randomness

    I’ve toyed around a couple times with the idea of doing a video podcast. I don’t know why. I’m as un-photogenic as all get out. But anyway, I have these visions of me being incredible on cam. Of course, in my head, I’m way fun...

  • No Thanks… on Nov 22, 2009 in Randomness

    While barcode scanners will be going crazy this Friday, I will not be shopping. I make it a regular annual event to not participate in these things. Fortunately, early in the summer, Dell was stupid enough to offer me financing. So when the Wii took...

  • Superhero Movies: My Favorite Moments… on Nov 21, 2009 in Randomness

    I was driving to work the other day listening to my mp3 player when the John Williams masterpiece, ‘Theme From Superman’ comes on. It’s an amazing piece of work and immediately conjures the Christopher Reeve films. As human actors g...

  • The Year Of The Suck… on Nov 20, 2009 in Randomness

    Wow, did 2009 suck for you as much as it did for me? It was…just…awful. I can’t wait for it to be over. There were points (and still are) where I feel like I just didn’t want to keep pushing. Give me an electric blanket and a...

  • Problem…Solved! on Nov 20, 2009 in Randomness

    So, I think I mentioned this before, but Facebook is like crack. And lately, I’ve been worried that it may spill over into work. And I can’t afford to be Facebook fired. But I figured out a way to nip it in the bud. The biggest timesucks,...