The Housewife Diaries

You Know You Live in Las Vegas When... on Oct 29, 2009 in You know you live in Las Vegas when... If you like this, check out my other "YKYLILV" posts on the left side bar!Deep breath....here we go!You know you live in Las Vegas when....-Your three-year-old daughter tells you her Barbies are going to the casino. (yikes!)-Your "end of the summer"...

Conversations with DH on Oct 26, 2009 in Conversations with... If you want to check out some of the other conversations I've had with my family, go here to my Conversations with.... page. I just went and re-read them and they still crack me up! Hopefully they will you, too! - By the way, DH stands for "dear hu...

He's a Bit of a Close Talker... on Oct 23, 2009 in Me Funnies Do you remember the Seinfeld episode with the guy who would talk two inches from some one's face? (I'm laughing just thinking about the scene...) Jerry called him a "close talker". If you haven't seen it, watch it here on youtube for some giggles. (w...

I'm back! Did ya miss me? on Oct 21, 2009 in Family Me Funnies Hi! Gosh I feel like I haven't been in here in over week!Wait a minute...I haven't. Oh yea, that's right. I've been horribly sick with SWINE FLU! Yep, The Housewife caught H1N1. How did I get it? Hell if I know. My kids got sick, but not nearly as ba...

The 9 Ways To Treat A Woman on Oct 20, 2009...

I Suck on Oct 12, 2009 in Me Okay, I know.....I suck.I've been a total fucking slacker. Dont hate, people!The Housewife has been busy taking care of sick kids and dealing with a busy life. But some things are letting up now...so I will be getting back to my old self very soon.P...

Funny Friday - talking animals on Oct 9, 2009...