Mental Poo
Blog URL http://midgetmanofsteel.blogspot.com
Located Salem, New Hampshire USA
Tags humor, funny, midgetmanofsteel, poo, comedy, life, hilarity, hilarious, stories
Jerking off your funny bone...one post at a time.
Latest Blog Posts
- Motivational Filler - Cuteness and Beastiality on Nov 20, 2009 in motivational posters
This was posted back in August...when everyone was on vacation and no one was reading.So I'm reposting.Yeah..you may have seen it before in different posts of mine.Tough shit.My blog, my rules.In fact, I've even ADDED a new one to the original post..
- I Kicked Jesus' ASS - Part Two on Nov 19, 2009 in karate my son can kick your sons ass
HIYA!Scared?This is 'Part Two' of my karate tournament recap.For Part One, click here.When we last left our hero (me - hellooooo? my blog), we were in this situation:I had just finished my first bout of sparring by defeating a 7'4", 350 lb. gargantua...
- I Kicked Jesus' ASS - Part One on Nov 17, 2009 in kids karate my son can kick your sons ass
Alternate title for this post:Suck it, Jesus!But that might be pushing my luck.Let me explain.My son and I both entered a karate tournament over the weekend.***** Sidebar *****I'm 41 years old and just competed in a karate tournament.Really fucking c...
- Sex with Pastry and Blind Education - Moogism Volume 1 on Nov 16, 2009 in moogisms sex wtf kids are fun to lie to
Today I unveil a new segment based on LiLu's popular and always funny:'Shiz my Boyfriend Says'theme.Since I don't have a boyfriend...(As such, my sphincter is nearly flawless! Yay for heterosexual me!)...I'm doing this about my own quotes.I love myse...
- Motivational Filler - Barbarism on Nov 13, 2009 in barbarism inspirational posters motivational posters
*******************Motivate THIS.(points at crotch)Nothing to see here today......except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.Seriously......I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.H...
- Fatty McFatShit and Physics 101 on Nov 12, 2009 in kids stories of me about me fat
Trust me...this stupid title will explain itself in a minute.You people are so fucking impatient.But...sit down..this is a long one today.(that's what she said)Here goes:When I was a kid, I was fat.If the news ever would have run a story on obesity i...
- Doodler Dandy on Nov 10, 2009 in work this drawing is suddenly covered with semen
I have a confession to make to you all.I can't..I can't seem to stop myself.It's a..COMPULSION.I HAVE to do it.I don't feel like a whole person unless I'm doing it.Making the swirls.....the..mmmm...the circles.....the smooth strokes...Yes, folks.I'm...
