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Just another 30-something woman/rabid monkey who loves pop culture and making people laugh. You read it, I'll write it!

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  • Dear Anissa 2 on Nov 20, 2009

    Hey Anissa, Trying out the new quick compose on Typepad. Thought you might want to know that they put that up. What else have you missed? GLEE! You missed Glee and I was too cranky to enjoy it. Feel free...

  • Dear Anissa on Nov 19, 2009 in Anissa

    My darling Anissa, Well you've gone and done it. You 'sploded the interwebs. I can't believe that this whole nightmare has only been going on for two days. I feel like we've been waiting for you to wake up forever,...

  • My Friend Anissa on Nov 18, 2009 in BlogHer deep thoughts

    My friend Anissa has the most magnificent rack you'll ever see. Her boobs are LEGENDARY. When I met her in person for the first time at BlogHer, I was transfixed by her bodacious tatas. I just wanted to snuggle them....

  • Catch The Wave! on Nov 16, 2009 in I Am Awesome

    Google Wave: Welcome to Google Wave! Me: RIGHTEOUS. Point me towards the FUTURE!!!! GW: Here's how other people use Google Wave. Me: Wait, did you just say "other people?" GW: Yes. You won't be using Google Wave. Ever. Me: The...

  • And I Want a Pony, Too on Nov 14, 2009 in actual conversations

    Me (frantically begging all and sundry for an invite to Google Wave): I'll do anything! Who wants a cat? Common Sense: What on earth is Google Wave? Me: It's the newest thing! It's AWESOME! It's the future, man! Common Sense:...

  • I Hate Christmas on Nov 9, 2009

    Well, it's November, and that means we're tits-deep in Christmas commercials. I hate them. I hate Christmas. I hate everything about the holiday season, and that's a fact. Call me a Scrooge, whatever. I hate it all, and I'll tell...

  • SLANDER! on Nov 7, 2009 in actual conversations

    Scotsman: I can't believe you killed that cat. Me: WHAT? I didn't kill any cats! Scotsman: Killed that cat dead. With your evil. Me: I will not tolerate such BLASPHEMY. Scotsman: The cat knew you hated it and it up...