Out-Numbered
Blog URL http://www.outnumberedonline.com
Located New York, New York USA
Tags parenting, humor, kids, children, life, fatherhood, outnumbered, motherhood, daughters
There once was a Dad who never thought he'd have daughters and now he'll always be... Out-Numbered.
Latest Blog Posts
- 100 Things I Am Thankful For... on Nov 25, 2009 in turkey dinner dad blog thanksgiving kosher butchers 100 things to be thankful for parenting i am thankful for my wife outnumbered natalie portman is hot
1. My Wife2. My Kids3. My Mom4. My Grandma5. My Dad and Step-Mom6. My In-Laws7. My Brother and his family8. My Sister9. My Uncle10. All of my cousins and my extended family.11. My Friends12. Public Restrooms13. Cutis Sliwa and The Guardian Angels14.
- Backstreet Boys: Request For Audition... on Nov 23, 2009 in nick carter vocal audition tape This is Us Into The Millennium Tour backstreet boys outnumbered kevin richardson A.J. McLean backstreet boys new album
Dear Nick, Brian, A.J. and Howie,I know you fellas are probably quite busy at the moment, on the heels of the big release of the new album, “This Is Us”. I just wanted to take a moment to reach out and discuss the possible merits of a mutually be...
- The Ass Ninja... on Nov 19, 2009 in parenting outnumbered ass ninja the smelliest person alive things that give you gas farting on your wife dutch oven farting on your kids
Roast Chicken and Brussel Sprouts fuel my toxicity.I am silent.I am deadly.You can do nothing to stop me.I will find you.You will not see me coming.By the time you realize I was in your midst, I will already be gone.I do not know how to show mercy.I...
- What Would OZZY Do? on Nov 16, 2009 in French Toast and Bacon Driving with your kids Listening to the radio in the car parenting kids fighting in the car Black Sabbath Ozzy outnumbered Diner
Driving in the car with my two daughters. My wife is at the Salon, again. We are on a mission. French Toast and Bacon at the Diner. I have Black Sabbath playing in the CD player. I love Black Sabbath but it is obvious that my daughters do not share t...
- F, Marry, Kill... on Nov 13, 2009 in tina fey dad blog jewel parenting outnumbered F marry or kill drinking games do you want to play a game who is hotter
Let’s have some Friday fun! OK, here we go. “DO-YOU-WANT-TO-PLAY-A-GAME?” If you somehow read that to yourself in that fucked up, disturbing computer voice from War Games, then you can stay. There’s a game that I love to play with my friends...
- Fairytales From The Darkside... on Nov 9, 2009 in first time author publishers fairytales kids stories childrens books short stories outnumbered literary agents picture books
So my daughter is in the 2nd grade and one of the things they do in her class is called Snack-Story Time. Parents are supposed to pick a story, a snack and a day to come to the class to read that story and then administer the snack to the children. T...
- Funeral For A Friend... on Nov 5, 2009 in chai riders black leather motorcycle jacket outnumbered michael kissed fredo narcissus arthur fonzarelli MC jacket
There comes a time in every man’s life when he has an epiphany of self reflection. This moment usually comes without warning and is never kind. Like most of my peers, I’ve always carried myself with an air of invincibility. It’s hard not to lau...
