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Welcome to my jungle; where you'll find everything from crazy dating stories to my latest adventure as an unemployed twenty something trying to find her nitch in this crazy world.

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  • on Nov 24, 2009 in Gotham City

    In New York,Concrete jungle where dreams are made of,Theres nothing you can’t do,Now you’re in New York,These streets will make you feel brand new,The lights will inspire you,Lets here it for New York!Heading back to NYC for a short while. Offici...

  • A Letter to Candace Bushnell on Nov 22, 2009 in Dating Dating Catastrophes

    Dear Candace Bushnell,I am writing to you because I recently found out that you are doing a new book series titled The Carrie Diaries. In other words, SATC - The High School/ College Years. Ahh, very clever! So let's cut to the chase. Mrs. Bushnell,...

  • What are they doing? on Nov 21, 2009 in Dating Technology

    You break up with your boyfriend and/or girlfriend, and you say that you never want to speak to them again. You hate their guts, and wish that they would disappear. But yet you still find yourself checking their status updates, constantly!God damn yo...

  • Stop Looking! on Nov 20, 2009 in Dating

    "You find someone as soon as you stop looking" -- but it's one that made me roll my eyes when I was single. Because when you're single, well, you're always looking, aren't you?It's like going to the freezer, looking for frozen waffles and they're not...

  • on Nov 18, 2009 in Dating Hollyweird Weird Shit that Only Happens to Me Totally Clueless

    Dear god,Do I have an invisible stamp on my forehead that says “Weirdo”? I mean, where ever I go, whatever I do - if there's some sort of strange person, male or female lurking in the shadows - they will talk to me. I just don't get it. Am I too...

  • Get on the Tumblr Bandwagon! on Nov 14, 2009

    Tumblr is a re-envisioning of tumblelogging, a subset of blogging that uses quick, mixed-media posts. The service hopes to do for the tumblelog what services like LiveJournal and Blogger did for the blog. The difference is that its extreme simplicity...

  • You Just Don't Fit In! on Nov 11, 2009 in Quarter Life Crisis Weird Shit that Only Happens to Me Bitching

    When I was a little girl, I used to wish that I was adopted. I used to wish that my real family would come and rescue me from the crazy one that I lived with. And they would be normal. I swore that I wasn't related to them. How could I be? I was abso...