Can o' Whup-Ass
Blog URL http://canofwhupass.typepad.com
Located New York, New York USA
Tags Humor, Gay, Politics, Celebrities, Gossip
Late breaking news! Retarded celebrities! Overheard conversations! Haiku reviews!
Latest Blog Posts
- Ask Aunt Betsy: Yahtzee-Yahtzee-Yahtzee!! on Nov 21, 2009 in Ask Aunt Betsy
Well howdy-dowdy-doodle-all-day! Goodness, it's been a LONG time since I, America's most socially irresponsible advice columnist , sat down at my formica-and-naugahyde "house beautiful" dinette set, seasonably festooned with a turquoise and...
- A Brief Note of Friendly Concern: Dear Lady Gaga on Nov 8, 2009 in Brief Notes of Friendly Concern Oops.
Um...Lady? Ms. Gaga? Hi. May we call you Ga? Why are you staring at us? Is that a "no"? So, what do you say we hop the next spaceship to Planet Claire and order a pitcher of Supernovatinis? Or we...
- Vi Blattner's Wild Ride: A Totally True Story on Nov 1, 2009 in
As devoted readers recall, our retarded childhood was set in a lovely mountain town. Think "Stand by Me" without Kiefer Sutherland or train tracks (albeit leeches played an unfortunate cameo). We were lucky enough to live within walking dis...
- A Letter to Tanya C. Butz, Outraged Virginia Woman on Oct 24, 2009 in Brief Notes of Friendly Concern Perv-a-Palooza Comedy Humor News
Dear Outraged Virginia Woman, First, since your name is missing from every account we could find, we've decided your name is Tanya C. Butz. According to the story, early one morning you were walking your sensitive son to school when...
- Olly-Olly-Oxenfree!! on Oct 18, 2009 in Oops. Comedy News
When we sat down today to blog (an verb which sounds like it should involve a magazine and a roll of charmin), we couldn't decide which ass to whup. There's so many to choose from. There's the classy gal who...
- Spamtasm: Whupassa Stuart Masterson Responds to Pastor Paul Ojegbekilo on Oct 11, 2009 in God-o-Rama Spamtasm
Like you, dear readers, from time to time WAM's gorgeous spam-box is stuffed to the gills with kindly letters from totally well-meaning Nigerians who are simply DYING to help us deposit a gazillion dollars in our checking account (if we'd...
- Introducing: The Confess-o-Matic!! on Oct 4, 2009 in God-o-Rama Oops.
Confessing is in. It's the thing to do (rehab is SO 2007!). These days it seems you can't swing a dead cat without hitting some celebrity, politician, or chat show host in the midst of a very public mea culpa,...
