TwentySomethings
Blog URL http://watchoutworldimatwentysomething.blogspot.com/
Located New York, New York USA
Tags dating, love, writing, new york city, screenwriting, being single, twentysomething, humor, pop culture
Close your eyes for a second. Now, imagine getting your MFA from NYU. Go on to imagine attempting to date, roaming the country, and trying to turn that MFA into a realized career.
Open your eyes. That's my life.
Latest Blog Posts
- I Kinda Feel Like That Girl in the Exorcist...After the Devil Came Out on Nov 20, 2009 in
A lot of writers have that ONE THINGthey're never sure they'll finish.That ONE THINGthat scares the bejeezus out of them every time they look at it.That ONE THINGwhich started innocently enough, but has now grown to disgusting proportions.I have that...
- P.A.F Pro Tip #31: Don't Go Cheap on Paper That Wipes Your Privates on Nov 18, 2009 in toilet paper bitch
If you're anything like me,you're poor as fuck.But.Here's something you shouldn't do.Even if you areP.A.F.DON'T SKIMP ON SOFT TOILET PAPER.I know that the random brand you see on the highest shelf seems like a good deal when you're attempting to calc...
- Plenty of Places to Die on Nov 15, 2009 in mountain town plenty of near death experiences
Have you ever been to a mountain town?This is how you know:It's snowing. There's one dark road that you travel on for like an hour. It's kind of a highway, kind of a dirt road. It winds and curves and sometimes gets as steep as a ski hill...
- Oh HELL Nose on Nov 13, 2009 in bite me cold and flu season
My nosethinks it's getting a cold.Haha.Nose.How wrong you are.As I've said before, we are not going to get sick again. There is no time to get sick. Plus I'm already so stressed out about life that I'm not sure my body has any space left...
- Lock Your Pantry, or I Will Break In And EAT EVERYTHING on Nov 11, 2009 in so give me free candy milky way free advertising
Why must My Special Time Every Monthcome complete with an insatiable hunger for chocolate?It took a 100 Calorie Kudos bar and snacksize Milky Way shoved into my mouth in rapid succession before I realized that I might have just been visited by Aunt F...
- We Just Called To Politely Tell You It Sucks on Nov 9, 2009
So this morning,right in between bites of toast and True Life,I got a call from a guy who works at a big Production Company in LA.He read one of my scripts.(Right here is where I begin freaking out. Because...no one ever CALLS you on the phone...
- Sarcastic? Me?! on Nov 9, 2009 in chapstick is a sham cilantro dirty roommates
You know what I can't live without?Roommates who are dirty.Oh yeah. I mean, what's better than dishes that've been sitting in the sink for a week?! Dishes crusty with disgusting cheese shit and Tupperware so moldy it smells like baby crap...
