TwentySomethings
Blog URL http://watchoutworldimatwentysomething.blogspot.com/
Located New York, New York USA
Tags dating, love, writing, new york city, screenwriting, being single, twentysomething, humor, pop culture
Close your eyes for a second. Now, imagine getting your MFA from NYU. Go on to imagine attempting to date, roaming the country, and trying to turn that MFA into a realized career.
Open your eyes. That's my life.
Latest Blog Posts
- The Thankful? You Can't HANDLE The Thankful! on Nov 26, 2009 in turkey lurkey
A year ago,I was thankful to no longer feel desperate when it came to relationship shit.A proclamation that in a month's timewould find itself to be slightly untrue.Which leads me to what I'm thankful for this year:The End of a Stupid Era.For 5 years...
- Horrible Timing on Nov 25, 2009 in lose weight Thanksgiving
I've decided I need to lose weight.Thanksgiving is 1 day away.I always do this.I can't tell if I've actually gained anything in recent history. I just currently feel fat. Maybe because I ate 5 cookies. I ran at the gym for a while b...
- Blame it on the Tur, Tur, Tur, Tur, Tur, Turkey.... on Nov 24, 2009 in thankful
When I started blogging, I felt like a moron.I didn't know why I was doing it.Didn't why other people did it.But now it's 4 years later and even though I'll probably always be sure I'm a nerd for seeking / finding / nurturing relationships on the wir...
- Not Exactly Useless...But Close on Nov 23, 2009 in MFA Tisch
A year and six months ago,I walked across a stage in a Harry Potter robe and took hold of a hard-earned MFA.I have yet to decide if it's worth anything.The experience was worth it, of course. Meeting amazing people and gallivanting through the street...
- "Gizzard" is the Scariest Word in the English Language on Nov 23, 2009 in Thanksgiving fears
On Tuesday,I'm going to pick up an 18 pound turkey.NOTE: I have never handled, never mind attempted to cookA Thanksgiving bird before.Why start small? I mean, why not just jump in and try to feed 13 people?When I promised I'd be in charge of th...
- I Kinda Feel Like That Girl in the Exorcist...After the Devil Came Out on Nov 20, 2009 in
A lot of writers have that ONE THINGthey're never sure they'll finish.That ONE THINGthat scares the bejeezus out of them every time they look at it.That ONE THINGwhich started innocently enough, but has now grown to disgusting proportions.I have that...
- P.A.F Pro Tip #31: Don't Go Cheap on Paper That Wipes Your Privates on Nov 18, 2009 in toilet paper bitch
If you're anything like me,you're poor as fuck.But.Here's something you shouldn't do.Even if you areP.A.F.DON'T SKIMP ON SOFT TOILET PAPER.I know that the random brand you see on the highest shelf seems like a good deal when you're attempting to calc...
