Nothing in Particular
Blog URL http://criscohen.typepad.com/cris_cohen/
Located Cary, North Carolina USA
Tags cris cohen, comedy, humor, life, parenting
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Latest Blog Posts
- Hail to the Chief on Nov 19, 2009 in Current Affairs News Desk Television China comedy Cris Cohen humor President Obama
For some reason the media keeps making a big deal out of the fact that President Obama did not get much coverage on Chinese TV while he was visiting China. To be fair, though, I can't imagine the president of...
- Hockey on Nov 18, 2009 in Sports comedy Cris Cohen hockey humor
It seems like, in addition to the sticks, hockey players should be allowed to carry shields. Nothing too unwieldy. Just something with the circumference of a radial tire. After all, some of those plays get pretty rough. It's like they...
- Drug Pushers on Nov 4, 2009 in Health Care Television commercials Cris Cohen drugs humor medicines
Many drug commercials nowadays encourage you to ask your doctor about the medicine they are selling. "The commercial on TV said I was supposed to ask you about Viagra." "I'm a dentist." It is becoming so prevalent that any day...
- Wal-Mart Caskets on Oct 31, 2009 in Advertising Current Affairs Top 5 Lists comedy Cris Cohen humor wal-mart caskets
Top 10 Slogans for Wal-Mart's New Line of Caskets: 10 - Now with free flame decals. 9 - Also great for serving dip. 8 - I can't believe it's not cardboard. 7 - Some assembly required. 6 - Conveniently located...
- Massages, Flowers, and Questionable Mojo on Oct 28, 2009 in Life and stuff Cris Cohen flowers humor massages. mojo
It's difficult for me to bring home flowers for my wife. When I do, our cats eat them and then throw up. It's kind of a mood breaker. I mean, there's a reason that FTD doesn't sell a "Feline Vomit...
- Marketing Experts on Oct 20, 2009 in Current Affairs General comedy Cris Cohen humor marketing
Suddenly every other person you meet is a marketing expert. "I can help you take your brand to the next level." "OK, but really all I want right now is a side order of fries." Sometimes they will even declare...
- Movie review: Where the Wild Things Suck. on Oct 19, 2009 in Film comedy Cris Cohen humor Where the wild things are
The dialogue is a transcript of junior high school students who have been exposed to paint fumes. The camera work is done by someone who has frequent seizures.
