The Nothing Report
Blog URL http://thenothingreport.blogspot.com
Located Gastonia, North Carolina USA
Tags humor, funny, sex, violence, entertainment, drugs, porn
The ineffective observations from one man's perspective... This is the place you question your own sanity while being able to relax from the comfort of your own padded cell......maybe you ARE insane.
Latest Blog Posts
- Halloween is Like Wal-Mart Cosplay on Oct 31, 2009
It's again one of those days that are supposedly there to either fatten wallets or entertain innocent children by doing things that don't normally make sense in any other context. Halloween is one of these "special days" among our all-time favorites...
- The Nothing Report @ Wiki Answers For the Win on Oct 23, 2009
Behold, The Nothing Report is now on Wiki Answers, defeating the most simple of questions.....Well... I'm on there.I'm going by the user name "BailNobra", just because it's my favorite Robot Chicken clip; so be my guest, ask a stupid question. Someon...
- The Pork Medallion Maneuver (Patent Pending) on Oct 11, 2009
I was originally going to write about something the rest of the world thinks is important, like the Obama Peace Prize thingy, or maybe something to do with Marge Simpson letting her "hair down" so to speak, posing nude in Playboy; which should give n...
- O.J. Says: "It's Not a Tumor"...or Was That Someone Else? on Oct 8, 2009
With all the excitement involving my web show and the fact that somewhere in the world, right now, there is a two-toed sloth just pounding away on his fuzzy female, one couldn't possibly be able to contain themselves. Here we have the dilemma to live...
- For the Love of Comedy on Oct 4, 2009
The reason why I haven't been posting lately is that I and a trusted colleague of mine have been working on coming up with a web show to make its debut as soon as possible. We've had the idea in our heads for a little while now, but now we have the m...
- Why Are You Stabbing Yourself? Why Are You Stabbing Yourself? on Sep 21, 2009
To get this out of the way, I thought I should warn you and your family for future reference, considering my crazy, sporadic soldiers once again broke through the protective stone structure that is Castle Wifey-wife and fertilized the Egg in the Iron...
- Comedy Central: Cry Me a Rivers on Aug 4, 2009
Boredom is what it is; the state of being bored. This substantial phenomenon makes television what it is; repetitive, recycled crap that gets launched from the minds of idiots and drips from your tv/monitor onto your ever waiting tongue to be process...
