Bagwine Ruminations
Blog URL http://bagwine.blogspot.com
Tags Humor, Satire, Bagwine, Politics, Religion, Relationships, Pop Culture, Society
A very funny blog rife with satire, sarcasm, and self-deprecation. Matt-Man looks at life, politics, religion, and culture with an incredibly jaded eye. And...with a glass of cheap wine in his hands. Cheers!!
Latest Blog Posts
- Ohio State Buckeyes vs. Michigan Wolverines: A Case Study in Stupid on Nov 20, 2009 in Michigan 2009 NCAA Football Ohio State Stupidity
If you are merely a casual College Football fan, or if you are one who resides in either Ohio or Michigan, you know what tomorrow is.Tomorrow is the annual Ohio State Buckeyes/Michigan Wolverines football game.Although I am a lifelong denizen of the...
- Matt-Man: A Day in the Life... on Nov 19, 2009 in Mr. Happy Pants Matt-Man Way Too Early with Willie Geist Morning Joe
Happy Thursday, Bitches!!Today is my scheduled day off and I feel pretty good even after working in the wind and the cold last night. So, all I can say to that is, “Boo Yah!!”I was reading the comments that some of you left yesterday inquiring as...
- Wuuuuuuv...Twuuuuuue Wuuuuuuv on Nov 17, 2009 in Princess Bride ESPN Fantasy Football The Jonas Brothers Sickness Schmoop Peter Cook Drive-By Mike
I'm feelin' much better today and will be headed back to work this evening. Hoo-Fucking-Ray!!I must grudgingly admit, that one of the reasons I am feeling better is that I listened to my boss, Drive-By Mikey and stayed home yesterday. I hate it when...
- Megan Fox Naked!! Heidi Montag Naked!! on Nov 16, 2009 in Pizza Bill Megan Fox Sickness Heidi Montag Matt-Man
Another boring medical update from the Matt-Man…I had a major setback yesterday. Half way through my shift yesterday, a new and painful experience reared its ugly head.At about 3 in the afternoon the extreme upper part of my right lung, my throat,...
- Sunday Morning Church Disservice: Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow on Nov 15, 2009 in Ryno Sunday Service
It's a cloudy, yet relatively warm Sabbath in Bagwine, Ohio today.This should prevent my 11-7 shift at the Beer Mine (if it's not too busy) from making me keel over and dropping dead into a puddle of my infected lung funk.Amen, and Amen...A brief hom...
- Hospital Humor and a Happy Birthday on Nov 14, 2009 in Birthdays Dispatches From The Hospital
Even though I worked Friday night, I still have quite a bit of wind left in me and feel pretty good.Thusly, a brief post…mainly because it is a very easy one to write.First up, I offer you a few things that were said while I was in the hospital.ER...
- Carrie Prejean on Larry King Live: Signs of the Apocalypse on Nov 12, 2009 in Ashlee Simpson Larry King Jeebus Carrie Prejean Lou Dobbs Sean Hannity
I wish I could have had this post up earlier but a rough night at work played havoc on my less than healthy body, but such is life.Several things happened yesterday and more so last night that to me, appear to be signs of The Apocalypse.Lou Dobbs, lo...
