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  • Wasting a Perfectly Good Pumpkin on Nov 17, 2009 in Bizarre

    I don’t get it. My husband Dave refuses to keep lighting this pumpkin in our front yard. I’ve been bummed the last few days it’s gone unlit. Dave gets home from work a little before me and would always light the little guy. When I d...

  • Kitty OCD on Nov 14, 2009 in cats

    Meet Shadow. She’s a sweetheart, but she’s got a problem. She only wants to drink water directly from the faucet. Since she developed this little habit, it’s become near impossible to function in the kitchen. Whenever my husband o...

  • How to Make Nipple Cupcakes on Nov 8, 2009 in Stupid things I do food

    Doesn’t everyone want nipple cupcakes? I mean, come on. They’re awesome. Step 1: Pour too much cake batter in the cups. No, not bra cups, silly. Cupcake cups! Step 2: Don’t shake down the batter like apparently you’re supposed...

  • Hi. It’s Windy. Did You Miss Me? on Nov 6, 2009 in Windy

    As a lot of you know, there was some question about our beloved Windy’s survival over the summer. Over the last few weeks many of her tree’s leaves fell away and I knew it would be soon that we’d either see her or we wouldn’t.

  • We Have a Winner! on Nov 4, 2009 in contests

    Congratulations go to Kathryn of the From the Inside … Out blog for being the first to guess that Monday’s What’s That item is the part of a lawn sprinkler that controls the orientation of the water spray. You can see here that you line...

  • What’s That Monday on Nov 2, 2009 in contests

    I know, I know. I usually have a What’s That item on Wednesdays, but my cold from last week is still clouding my head and I can’t think of anything else to write about. You guys usually have to suffer for that because it makes me turn the...

  • Halloween Came Early on Oct 27, 2009 in Stupid things I do embarrassing

    Because God hates us, my husband and I started a weeklong vacation on Saturday and then promptly got colds Saturday night. This is a first for us. In the twenty three years we’ve been together, we’ve never been sick at the same time. Whi...