The Junk Drawer | Humor for the Masses
Blog URL http://www.junkdrawerblog.com
Located Bethlehem, Pennsylvania USA
Fresh and delicious stories about anything that amuses me, confuses me, or makes me blow a gasket. Take a look around the drawer. Just leave everything where you found it.
Latest Blog Posts
- Wasting a Perfectly Good Pumpkin on Nov 17, 2009 in Bizarre
I don’t get it. My husband Dave refuses to keep lighting this pumpkin in our front yard. I’ve been bummed the last few days it’s gone unlit. Dave gets home from work a little before me and would always light the little guy. When I d...
- Kitty OCD on Nov 14, 2009 in cats
Meet Shadow. She’s a sweetheart, but she’s got a problem. She only wants to drink water directly from the faucet. Since she developed this little habit, it’s become near impossible to function in the kitchen. Whenever my husband o...
- How to Make Nipple Cupcakes on Nov 8, 2009 in Stupid things I do food
Doesn’t everyone want nipple cupcakes? I mean, come on. They’re awesome. Step 1: Pour too much cake batter in the cups. No, not bra cups, silly. Cupcake cups! Step 2: Don’t shake down the batter like apparently you’re supposed...
- Hi. It’s Windy. Did You Miss Me? on Nov 6, 2009 in Windy
As a lot of you know, there was some question about our beloved Windy’s survival over the summer. Over the last few weeks many of her tree’s leaves fell away and I knew it would be soon that we’d either see her or we wouldn’t.
- We Have a Winner! on Nov 4, 2009 in contests
Congratulations go to Kathryn of the From the Inside … Out blog for being the first to guess that Monday’s What’s That item is the part of a lawn sprinkler that controls the orientation of the water spray. You can see here that you line...
- What’s That Monday on Nov 2, 2009 in contests
I know, I know. I usually have a What’s That item on Wednesdays, but my cold from last week is still clouding my head and I can’t think of anything else to write about. You guys usually have to suffer for that because it makes me turn the...
- Halloween Came Early on Oct 27, 2009 in Stupid things I do embarrassing
Because God hates us, my husband and I started a weeklong vacation on Saturday and then promptly got colds Saturday night. This is a first for us. In the twenty three years we’ve been together, we’ve never been sick at the same time. Whi...
