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  • What’s That Wednesday on Nov 25, 2009 in contests

  • Careful Where You Stick That on Nov 22, 2009 in Childhood Stupid things I do

    mo·ron  (môr‘?n’, m?r‘-): idiot: a person of subnormal intelligence. The date: Circa 1971. The location: Family doctor’s office. The injury: Smashed fingertip. My mother had taken three of us kids for an annual checkup...

  • Wasting a Perfectly Good Pumpkin on Nov 17, 2009 in Bizarre

    I don’t get it. My husband Dave refuses to keep lighting this pumpkin in our front yard. I’ve been bummed the last few days it’s gone unlit. Dave gets home from work a little before me and would always light the little guy. When I d...

  • Kitty OCD on Nov 14, 2009 in cats

    Meet Shadow. She’s a sweetheart, but she’s got a problem. She only wants to drink water directly from the faucet. Since she developed this little habit, it’s become near impossible to function in the kitchen. Whenever my husband o...

  • How to Make Nipple Cupcakes on Nov 8, 2009 in Stupid things I do food

    Doesn’t everyone want nipple cupcakes? I mean, come on. They’re awesome. Step 1: Pour too much cake batter in the cups. No, not bra cups, silly. Cupcake cups! Step 2: Don’t shake down the batter like apparently you’re supposed...

  • Hi. It’s Windy. Did You Miss Me? on Nov 6, 2009 in Windy

    As a lot of you know, there was some question about our beloved Windy’s survival over the summer. Over the last few weeks many of her tree’s leaves fell away and I knew it would be soon that we’d either see her or we wouldn’t.

  • We Have a Winner! on Nov 4, 2009 in contests

    Congratulations go to Kathryn of the From the Inside … Out blog for being the first to guess that Monday’s What’s That item is the part of a lawn sprinkler that controls the orientation of the water spray. You can see here that you line...