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"Just another chardonnay-swiggin' beta mom livin' the dream." Humorous observations on life.

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  • Random Crap on Nov 17, 2009

    Disclaimer: This post has no topic sentence, well-structured body, summary or conclusion. Anyone wishing to exit the blog may do so at this time. Exits are located at the front, sides and rear of the blog. OK, first up: "Funny Things Husbands Do"...

  • Weekend LOL Video on Nov 14, 2009

    I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I just think this is hilarious and some of you won't but it's my blog. Ray Amsley's Self Defense - watch more funny videos...

  • The One Where The Kid Walks In On Us on Nov 9, 2009

    Holy Mother of God. I really never thought this day would come. We've been locking the bedroom door for 13 years. THIRTEEN YEARS, people.......Thirteen years that, while rife with interruptions ("Mom? Mommy? Mom? Where are you? Mom? Mom! MOM!!")..

  • Weekend LOL Video on Nov 7, 2009

    An oldie but a goodie....... Kid has a totally awesome freakout over his mom cancelling his "World of Warcraft" video game account.

  • Apparently I'm Not a Carrot. on Nov 2, 2009

    Yeah, I didn't know what a "carrot" is either.Turns out, it's an attractive runner in flattering run-wear that, theoretically, would be motivating for the male runner to follow, like a horse following a carrot.So. Backing up. I ran a 5K Saturday with...

  • My Scary Halloween Vlog on Oct 30, 2009

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  • Sleepwalking Pills on Oct 26, 2009

    So I complained to my doctor about a month ago that I'm having trouble sleeping, he prescribes me "Zolpidem" and of course I don't read the instructions. Which are mostly warning you not to take the pill til you're in bed. So I take it while I'm st...