The Churning

Thanks for the feedback on Oct 28, 2009 in humor blogging sex I added a feedback form to The Churning a couple weeks ago without any fanfare. Just kind of posted it, thinking someone might find it and send me some hate mail or something. So far I have received only one response - and it is complete genius. Here...

One of those life-changing moments on Oct 22, 2009 in humor drinking embarrassing personal All right, buckle up kids. This one's going to take a while. It's embarrassing and I've hesitated to get into it. That being said, I can't believe I haven't told this story here yet. It's one of those life-changing moments that I'll never forget. A F...

Stupid jokes are… stupid. on Oct 18, 2009 in humor stupid jokes How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer.

Here’s another stupid joke on Oct 7, 2009 in humor stupid jokes What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Stupid joke of the day on Oct 2, 2009 in humor stupid jokes Here's an idea for a new series - terrible jokes. One liners. The kind of jokes that make people groan. First up... drum roll please... A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "we don't serve food here!" Add your shitty jo...

My roommate likes to play with fire – literally on Sep 20, 2009 in humor roommate Here's another true story about my college roommate, Elvis. I was home one weekend afternoon, reading and listening to music in my room. Out of nowhere, I heard a BOOM and Elvis came flying into my room backwards, landing on his back. The explosion m...

Philadelphia Hipsters on Sep 13, 2009 in humor hipsters philly After living in Philly for the past 5 years, I think maybe I've become oblivious to certain things that make this city unique. Here's an example. My old pal Elvis came down for a weekend visit from New York. It was his first trip to Philadelphia.