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  • Thanks for the feedback on Oct 28, 2009 in humor blogging sex

    I added a feedback form to The Churning a couple weeks ago without any fanfare. Just kind of posted it, thinking someone might find it and send me some hate mail or something. So far I have received only one response - and it is complete genius. Here...

  • One of those life-changing moments on Oct 22, 2009 in humor drinking embarrassing personal

    All right, buckle up kids. This one's going to take a while. It's embarrassing and I've hesitated to get into it. That being said, I can't believe I haven't told this story here yet. It's one of those life-changing moments that I'll never forget. A F...

  • Stupid jokes are… stupid. on Oct 18, 2009 in humor stupid jokes

    How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer.

  • Here’s another stupid joke on Oct 7, 2009 in humor stupid jokes

    What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

  • Stupid joke of the day on Oct 2, 2009 in humor stupid jokes

    Here's an idea for a new series - terrible jokes. One liners. The kind of jokes that make people groan. First up... drum roll please... A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "we don't serve food here!" Add your shitty jo...

  • My roommate likes to play with fire – literally on Sep 20, 2009 in humor roommate

    Here's another true story about my college roommate, Elvis. I was home one weekend afternoon, reading and listening to music in my room. Out of nowhere, I heard a BOOM and Elvis came flying into my room backwards, landing on his back. The explosion m...

  • Philadelphia Hipsters on Sep 13, 2009 in humor hipsters philly

    After living in Philly for the past 5 years, I think maybe I've become oblivious to certain things that make this city unique. Here's an example. My old pal Elvis came down for a weekend visit from New York. It was his first trip to Philadelphia.