Of Cabbages and Kings
Blog URL http://cabbages-n-kings.blogspot.com
Located Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania USA
Tags humor, funny, observational humor, nostalgia, memoir, jean shepherd
Where tales of pollen cats, ski-ball athleticism, reverse salad bars, and evil clown dolls all come to spawn. Fresh wit, whimsy and weirdness from this humor blog-- Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Latest Blog Posts
- The New Facebook Simulated Maternal Nagging Features on Nov 19, 2009 in social media nagging apps facebook applications
Facebook's starting to sound like dear old Mom. In its deep desire for us all to be happy and connected (and feed lonely farm animals), Facebook has developed a Suggestions sidebar----Or what I like to call the "Simulated Maternal Nagging Feature."Th...
- The Hardware Store Complimentary Dad on Nov 18, 2009 in customer service humor home improvement help home depot hardware store lowes
My bud Scoobie and I have discovered an unmet marketing need. When stepping into one of these big-box mega hardware stores, we've decided each layman-- unskilled in the mysterious ways of "fixed wall flanges" and "collated balluster connectors"-- sho...
- The Quest for the Holy Easy-Bake on Nov 16, 2009 in presents easy bake oven family christmas humor mysterious christmas gifts
"It's the thought that counts." That's what adults tell kids about gift-giving after they've unwrapped the seventh annual itchy, orange knit sweater with a kitten appliqued on it from Great Aunt Eunice.Eventually, years of orange kitten pullovers, an...
- Portrait of Anonymous: An Interview on Nov 13, 2009 in anonymous forums anonymity trolls blogging posting spammers
Who is the single hardest working individual online today? It must be the unflappable.... the infamous... the ever-present...Anonymous.Anyone who has a blog, a web site, or a forum knows him well. He's the one who makes sure your quality online acre...
- The Injustice League Fights Anti-UnInjusticeness and Stuff on Nov 10, 2009 in wombatman fight for anti-injustice boysparrow swellguy the injustice league. humor bloggers unite lady liberty captain coolness
Who can you depend on, to stand strong in the fight against injustice, untruthiness and pricey shoe rentals?...The Injustice League, that's who! Pre-approved and properly-insured A-list superheroes (and amateur bowling league) for the city of BurghTo...
- Something's Come Between Us: the Bulletproof Fishtank of Customer Service on Nov 9, 2009 in bad customer service plexiglass bank bulletproof glass robbery post office
There are two places I go regularly where the customer service is protected by a plexiglass fishtank.Now, you'd think one of these would be the bank, right? The one place where we all expect to see Edward G. Robinson with a big cigar sticking out of...
- The Murders of Jack the Tripper on Nov 6, 2009 in jack the ripper parody television jack tripper
Jack Tripper: Klutz... Swingin' single... Staunch supporter of the Velour tracksuit... Up-and-coming chef....And knife-wielding serial killer prowling for California's most beautiful blonds?Yes, recent DNA evidence uncovered through a cold case inves...
