St. Alex of the Knife
Everything from geeky to cool. Actually, mostly geeky.I will go on record to state that I do not apologize for opinions and comments expressed in my blog, cuz it's all true.
Latest Blog Posts
- Back in my Sears days on Nov 18, 2009 in outta my head bad co-workers bad customers humor retail retail horror stories Sears days
To pay my way through school, I worked at the Sears hardware department selling everything from nails and screws to power tools, table saws and toolboxes. I was in my early 20’s, but since I look younger than normal, I was always asked if Sear...
- Cooking with Dog: Julia Childs, eat your heart out! on Sep 18, 2009 in off the wall cooking shows Cooking with Dog humor Iron Chef Japanese food Julia Childs octopus balls takoyaki
Cooking with Dog is the newest sensation hitting the culinary world.My sources tell me that Francis (the host of Cooking with Dog) is in talks with the people of Iron Chef. I can't wait, the heat will be on! My money's on the poodle and his assista...
- What the f%^& is wrong with cyclists?!? on Sep 16, 2009 in outta my head bike accidents helmet laws hipster hipster cyclists Panic at the disco shit road accidents stupid people tight pants
Today as I waited for the bus to take me back home, I saw a bicyclist get clipped by a car. He tumbled to the ground in a hard way, probably got the wind knocked and shit scared out. Problem is it was 100% totally his fault. What’s worse is...
- Haiku for you #10 on Jul 13, 2009 in Haiku for you communication hostage forgotten cell phone haiku humor lost cell phone technological silence
I know you have it, My cell phone is far from my hand. Text message silence. Posted in Haiku for you Tagged: communication hostage, forgotten cell phone, haiku, humor, lost cell phone, technological silence...
- White people shouldn’t get dreadlocks, it looks like poop! on Jun 18, 2009 in outta my head cultural appropriation dreadlocks humor nasty hair poop Rastafarians
First of all, I’m not making this a racially motivated post. For all you haters out there that might wanna spin my words into some cultural, racist, sexist, whatever thing, dont cuz that would be dumb and you really don’t wanna act a dam...
- Yes, yes, Oh Yes! It’s Green Porno 2. on Jun 16, 2009 in off the wall art-house porno green porno humor isabella rosellini marine sex whale penis
You loved it when you saw Isabella hump a cardboard cutout of a bumblebee, or lose her head while mating with a praying mantis. In case you need a sexy refresher, here is the first time I spoke about Green Porno. My favorite one is the snail, it...
- What is a guilty pleasure called if you feel no guilt or remorse? on May 20, 2009 in outta my head chicken mcnuggets guilty pleasures McLatte organic food stupidity tax the yoga vegetarianism whole foods
The Unholy Grail The Unholy Grail As I sit here sipping on my iced McLatte pondering about how many levels of bad this McLatte in my hand is, I come to the realization that as bad as it may seem, I feel no remorse in having one.
