Almost Infamous
A general blog about a black man, living in Dallas, talking about his life in humorous overtones. And undertones. And whatever other tones there are. Yeah.
Latest Blog Posts
- Tae Kwon Dodo on Nov 10, 2009 in General Kung Fu Fighting
I’m not sure if I’ve gone into this in the past (considering that I now post about as often as there are funny episodes of the Jay Leno Show), but back in June, 10YO started taking taekwondo (which I will refer to as TKD or “asswhip...
- Baby Got Back on Oct 6, 2009 in
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- Smackable Offenses on Sep 26, 2009 in Rants
You know, humanity as a whole is a fairly civilized group of primates. We generally coexist peacefully, we largely follow the same basic principles from group to group, and we invented bacon. We even have laws, edicts, guidelines, rules, handbooks, p...
- 15 Minutes of Fame on Aug 13, 2009 in General
(Editor’s note: I began writing this blog post the day after MJ’s death, but then I put it on hold for some reason. Even I don’t know why. So forget the fact that it was written for a particular time and date, and soak in the words.
- Double Digits on Jul 28, 2009 in Kids
“My dear child. You are the poem I dreamed of writing, the masterpiece I longed to paint. You are the shining star I reached for In my ever hopeful quest for life fulfilled. You are my child. Now with all things I am blessed.” Happy...
- An Open Letter to the TSA Agents at DIA on Jul 6, 2009 in Rants
TSA - Transportation Safety Administration DIA - Denver International Airport TLC - tender loving care, or R&B group from the ’90s. Take your pick. Dear TSA: I just wanted to drop you a line about the marvelous service I witnessed while tra...
- And now, the time is nigh – RISE UP, BACON! on Jun 17, 2009 in Bacon
Just read the article, and imagine me sitting here, grinning and hugging my knees like a 5 year old who just got every Transformer ever made, ever (including the damn Constructicons, which were impossible to find) on his birthday, with Christmas bein...




