Shoot Me Now!
Blog URL http://www.shoot-me-now.com
Located Virginia Beach, Virginia USA
Tags funny blogs, mom blog, family blog, funny pictures, blogging moms, funny videos, gastroparesis, pets, funny stories
How many times must I fall in public or drop things and make them explode in grocery stores? I am a mom blogger of three who writes about her embarrassing moments, about life, Catholic nun principals and anything funny in general!
Latest Blog Posts
- Step AWAY From The Computer! on Nov 18, 2009 in For Fun dumb computer users funny computer stories hardware technician stories
My “day work” involves building computers, fixing computer hardware/software issues, resolving pc-related network problems and teaching users how to … well, use a computer. If I HAVE to work a day job, this is certainly the job for me to have...
- Once Upon A Time, There Were Wilderness People And Trolls… on Nov 17, 2009 in For Fun magical story trolls wilderness people
Once upon a time, a tree fell in the back yard during a very terrible storm. It was a storm that lasted for days and days. And then, the sun came out. And it was good. And the wilderness people ventured forth. The father of the wilderness peo...
- Opossum, Yard-A-Pult Style on Nov 15, 2009 in Funny Pictures dead opossum storm damage yard-a-pult
Today I woke up to something completely unfamiliar. It took me a few minutes to figure out what that strange sensation was. I scrunched up my eyes as the fog began to leave my brain. Slowly, I carefully opened one just a tiny bit. What the…...
- You Have GOT To See My New BackYard Makeover! on Nov 13, 2009 in Life hurricane isabelle damage storm damage
I’ve had enough rain. I’ve had enough wind. I’ve had enough dark days. I’m DONE. Nor-easter, go away!!! If you have the weather channel, which many of us don’t because the power is off and on… you have probably seen news reporters...
- He Shoots! He Sco….. on Nov 11, 2009 in Funny Pictures fail picture falling down funny fall funny picture major fail
A working mom with Stay-At-Home-Dreams – that’s me. But I’m grateful that even though I have to clock in every day, work is not always the same old routine. Case in fact: Larry and Kyle. I’ve talked about these guys before. They are A...
- Nothing Goes With Bagels Like…. on Nov 9, 2009 in Funny Pictures bagels kitchen urine specimen cups working Sunday
I’m tired. Very very tired. This weekend we had to work on Sunday. Six day work week – woo hoo! You know what? When you work on Sunday, it pretty much wrecks the whole weekend. Friday night is your “one night to stay up,” but you ar...
- Boil, Boil, Toil and Trouble! on Nov 7, 2009 in Life does Align work gastroparesis cures going organic hemp hearts




