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Become a college warrior by enriching your college life and following the insightful guides written by an ambitious, public ivy college student. Read about increasing productivity, studying abroad, job market preparation, and more!

Latest Blog Posts

  • Do Travel Writers Go to Hell? on May 22, 2009 in ENTERTAINMENT

    I knew there was something fraudulent about those lonely planet guidebooks. While visiting my parents in Kazakhstan, I backpacked by myself to a nearby city. Not speaking any Russian, I realized I was in some shit, especially because the map was outd...

  • Recovering from a traumatic experience… on May 21, 2009 in ACADEMICS

    This really shouldn't happen to juniors in college, but unfortunately it did. My ego (and third leg) is recovering from a traumatic sexual encounter with this overweight, Rosie O'Donnell-Jerry Springer hillbilly trailer girl. How she managed to fit i...

  • Top 10 College Movies of All Time on May 10, 2009 in ENTERTAINMENT

    Animal House CONTINUE...

  • The Ultimate Guide to Seattle’s Nightlife on Apr 27, 2009 in ENTERTAINMENT

    Ever since I figured out how to bypass bouncers as an underage minor, I've been hitting up a lot of clubs and bars. In fact this weekend, I've been drinking ridiculous amounts of a-hol Friday-Sunday, which ended up with me yacking last second on Sund...

  • The Men’s Guide to Seattle’s Nightlife on Apr 27, 2009 in ENTERTAINMENT

    Ever since I figured out how to bypass bouncers as an underage minor, I've been hitting up a lot of clubs and bars. In fact this weekend, I've been drinking ridiculous amounts of a-hol Friday-Sunday, which ended up with me yacking last second on Sund...

  • The College Warrior is for Sale! on Apr 26, 2009 in other

    Price: $2000 I’m a college student and have spent less than 2 hours a week updating/improving the blog. I think though if I had the time it could be much more popular. Anyways, I’m looking to sell the blog and would even be willing to write ar...

  • Fast Fitness for College Students on Apr 25, 2009 in other

    You’re always late for class, you have a paper to do and you never have enough time in the day – welcome to college. This is supposed to be the best time of your life but you’re always stressed out and feel overwhelmed. The last thing on...